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  • A London drug dealer Calvin Prince had business cards boasting that he could deliver drugs to customers 24 hours a day. But he was busted after the cards, which included his address and phone numbers, fell into the wrong hands - those of the local police.
     

  • A prison guard in Brazil went to a bar close to his jail and bumped into three inmates who had sneaked out for a drink. The bar owner told the guard that they were regulars who often popped in for a beer.

     

  • The Snooty Fox restaurant in Australia has an unusual item in its list of beverages: the Why Bother, a cup of decaf coffee with non-fat milk.


     

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